Sunday, August 16, 2009

my birthday "surprise"

as you all know, if not you should know, that august 7th was my birthday...cecil took me on a quick trip out of town so avis and marlene could arrange a surprise birthday party for me...come on with marlene in town you know it wasn't going to be a secret for long...i overheard uncle jessie say somethin bout it at the bowling alley Friday night, he said he heard it from charlene, who heard it from wanda who overheard it from tammy when she was yacking to her hair stylist during last thursday's weekly set and of course tammy heard it straight from marlene...so anyway that was a bust...but the day was not without our moments...it was so freaking hot sweat was dripping all around - i just don't know how avis and marlene kept all that make up on. Cecil arranged for a 50/50 drawing to be held and we are going to use the proceeds to rent out the bowling alley for the last nascar race of the year...hold onto your hat boys and girls if you thought the birthday party was wild.
that party will be rip roaring..
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Avis on the hunt for something...probably Kenny to give him hell for something...
and here's kenny trying to stay away...
Hey, it's my party and that's my beer... marlene getting her hands on some 50/50 tickets...

another shot of marlene and her best friend tammy i have never ever seen tammy without a cig hanging off her lips

uncle jessie in his own world, as usual...

and cecil trying to ignore janices daughter-jackee while she gives him the evil eye...

janice showing off another tattoo and her butt crack

does she not own a good pair of stretch pants that fit or better yet anything that fits?...
and hey...where the hell are my presents and cake??? No, the kegs were NOT enough.

4 comments:

ethel said...

how the hell come was i not invited?! next time i see those wimmin i'm going to give them a what for.
happy birthday, you old hag...

Lani Gerity said...

Well it does look like you all had a pretty keen time! Cecil is looking uglier than a pan full of worms and Ethel doesn't look so hot either in her comment picture! Ha ha ha!
Love,
LJ

Sharon Andrews said...

Yer kin looks wild as all get out! I have a carton of cigs for yer birthday, the next time ya stop by.

Laura said...

oh Noreen, how I miss you!!!