another one in the books - another fresh batch of gray hair...i must be getting OLD because all these damn nieces and nephews never fail to get on my last nerve -- this year all the kool milds, old milwaukee and xanax couldn't compete with them. just wait until christmas and they are all jazzed up on christmas cookies and other festive sugars oh yeah wait that can't be any worse than the monster sized Rockstar energy drinks they all picked up at the service station...i had big plans this year....special to do with my spam creation..... in years past we have just had cold cuts but i thought i would bring back the spam tradition with a twist -- shaping the spam into a turkey, well not as easy as it sounds and it was just a plain ole loaf o'spam...i took some photos with my kodak disk but walgreens told me they haven't developed film from a disk in fifteen to twenty years i say that's a load....just b/c i don't have a fancy you can see the picture immediately camera i can't get my pictures developed? i was so angry, i threw down my Kool Milds, told the kid to pull up his damn pants and promptly went straight to discount drug mart...where i was again heckled for using a camera from the eighties...what's wrong with that my car is the same age and still gets me from a to b.....all this and it was black friday...what is wrong with these people??? i just don't understand, why, why, why, i ask you?????
well one of those teenagers just popped by and loaded a couple pictures of our Velveeta spam
and she scanned me in a old picture of cecil with cecil, jr., his ex-wife and great aunt wanda....not getting me in the christmas spirit at all but maybe it will help one of you all out there...
and just in case you don't remember the kodak disk i had my niece take a shot at my apparent antique camera..you betcha still in **mint** condition....
now i am off to the bowling alley to claim my stool and relax with a tall one and of course my kool milds....
5 comments:
gawd, noreen you never cease to amaze me with your wit! see you at the alley....xo-mary
Noreen, honey, have you thought of bringing out that old game of twister when all those nieces and nephews get too hopped up on red bull?
duct tape works wonders for those little loud mouths....xoxo
next time, tell those little munchkins that whoever finds the real live turkey that lives outside, wins a prize, and then close and lock the door behind them as they all take off looking for that damn {never was there in the first place} turkey !!!
Lawd have mercy, I had one of them disc cameras too. You mean they won't develop them anymore? What's the world coming to? Huh.
Tell yo friend Ethel (she made a comment up there), that she looks a lot like one of my kinfolk. Go figure.
Gotta love Noreen!!
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