happy hallmark $$ makn day

hang on to your seats people~i need a couple of more puffs on the cig before i can start this post..
mmmm, nothing like a virginia slim right out of a fresh pack and a str8 up slim jim before i head off to the bowling alley, cecil and janice are in some kind of damn tournament where they could possible win some money, which cecil will then spend on more artifical grass for his trailer deck while janice will try and get him to take her on a luxury vacation to niagara falls..
ps -that trip will never happen~

dewey the bartender at the alley bar bought this lamp on his recent vacation to graceland..
i like elvis but nothing beats a good love song sung buy the one and only
~liberace..
.gawd, i adore him......

okay, enough chitchat, gotta get myself to the alley , tonight beer is 2for 1, a little something
dewey likes to call his double pleasure night, he does this every valentines day...
he also changes all the light bulbs to red
the whole bar looks like a cheap whore house..business will be booming...
i think it is alot of hoey for one night...

Turkey day dinner

yep its about that time to deal with the family, everyone is a comin'

cecil with his fling janice, avis, marlene and all the baffoons...before we get to dinner i wanted to relive the highlight of my life what i give thanks to everyday an escape from my smoke filled low down boring life....my one night with liberace.....

now for dinner we are going all out....

we have buddig turkey, ham, corned beef yum yum

then add a side of starch

and wash it down with shasta

finally, the dessert buffet.....from the hostess second hand store of course....no pumpkin here.....straight up refined sugar to feed the baffoons and then send em home until christmas rolls around......god help me.

Trip 2 with "the tooters"

Well I don't know how this blog thing works but am told can post some pictures here and stuf...guess'll have to get the nephew over here to show me how..anywho marlene is in town and able to watch cecil's dog so i can head north to WI this weekend for some unknown escapades with the so called tooters...met up with them this summer in chicago...what a hoot..anyway let ya know what happens up north...hope i can have my cigs up there...off to the store to pick me up some str8 up beef jerky for the road trip.........................